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Someone just used my driveway to turn around. Now I’m standing outside with two open beers and a lonley face.

The doctor said I needed glasses.. I assume he meant glasses of alcohol because I feel so much better now.

A young boy went to a horse auction with his father. He watched his father move from horse to horse, running his hands up and… Read More »to buy mom

If you are happy and you know it, You probably forgot that tomorow is Monday

Eve: “I got an apple” Adam: “…” Eve: “what?” Adam: “I thought we agreed on Android.” Eve: “Well the serpent said this was better.”

I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She giggled and said, “No” I said, “Doesn’t that tell you… Read More »hint

My girlfriend just sat me down and confessed to me that she used to be a Christian. It came as quite a shock……. I’ve only… Read More »shock

Sex is like video games, single player is good But wait until you discover multiplayer.

I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore, I’m moving the fridge into my room.

I don’t have a smartphone. I have a phone that shows potential, but doesn’t apply itself.