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The bible is the longest set of Terms and Conditions ever. So many people agree with it without knowing why.

The Spice Girls showed us that women even when given the opportunity to tell us exactly what they want, what they really really want, will… Read More »Nonsense

I have a confession to make, years ago I had a sex change, I went from having a lot of sex to having none… it… Read More »Change

“If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job,” said my 35… Read More »Why

Be wary if your girlfriend has a ‘”special romantic night” planned. You’ll burn yourself on at least one of the 30 odd fucking candles and… Read More »Warning

A recent test showed that the average man burns off 125 calories after having sex for an hour… If he was having sex for an… Read More »Average

“Mother! Don’t be so vulgar! I wasn’t “masturbatìng”. I was tentatively massaging the limb perpendicular to my torso while two appealing Homo sapiens of the… Read More »English

The symptoms of Ebola are sweating, weakness, diarrhoea and stomach pains. Kind of like when I see my wife on the computer and remember that… Read More »Fear

In a recent online survey, 90% of men admitted to masturbating regularly. The other 10% hit the wrong button with their left hand.

The only time I use the word “selfie” is when I am describing my sex life.