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Bites

Ever notice that piece of the Apple logo that’s missing? It’s symbolic of how Apple bites off of other people’s ideas.

Don’t want

A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, “Give it to me straight doc!” The doctor replies, “That’s impossible, we’re… Read More »Don’t want

Surprise

I remember that look on my girlfriend face as I got down on one knee & pulled out the ring… Then ran as I handed… Read More »Surprise

Bonus

She used Vaseline to give me a hand job and I came three times in the shower trying to wash it off.

Quotes

‘Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life.” – Shakespear “Laughing At your Wife’s Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life….” – Shakespear’s Wife

Difference

Before marriage you realize the importance of sex. …. After marriage you realize the importance of masturbation

Remember

life is not a fairy tale. if you lose a shoe at midnight, you are drunk.

Tricked

You said they were laughing with me… -well played tequila….well played 😒