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i pretend to be a plastic surgeon to talk girls into showing me their breast. some call it fraud I call it maNIPPLEation

Accidentally took a women’s multi vitamin and I’ve been trying to get dressed for the past 3 hours, but everything is making me look fat.

It’s illegal to shine a laser pointer at a plane because a cat might attack it.

My doctor is concerned about my high blood pressure. I told him, next time, don’t leave me sitting in the waiting room for two hours.

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not….1 point for beer! Beer is horrible, when it is hot….1 point for women! A cold beer… Read More »Beer VS. Women

I love how we call it “social media” when 75% of us are either alone in our homes or on the toilet.

Elementary School; “He told me to!” Middle School; “It was a dare!” High School; “I was drunk.”

Husband’s in movies: “I know my dead wife would want me to move on & be happy.” My Husband: “I know my dead wife would… Read More »Difference

I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.

Mother battery: “all your friends are at the party across the street, why are you here?” Battery: “mum, we’re batteries, we’re never included”