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The postman told me he’s off to Spain tomorrow so I asked if he was going to Parcelona and he ignored what I believe to… Read More »Best joke

Me: “Hey babe, I’m at the hospital, I cut off my finger.” Wife: “Oh no, the whole finger?”  Me:”No, no…the one next to it.” 

I went in a CD store and asked the guy behind the counter if they had any Run DMC records. “Walk this way,” he replied.

They never see each other…BUT 1. They blink together. 2. They move together. 3. They cry together. 4. They see together. 5. They sleep together.… Read More »Do you know the relationship between two eyes?

“I’ve got a boyfriend,” is a woman’s’s way of saying fuck off and leave me alone. “I’ve got a girlfriend,” is a man’s way of… Read More »Difference

When I die, I’m not going to Heaven or Hell, I’m going to the Complaint Department.

My mom caught me masturbating when I was 14. My dad caught me smoking when I was 16 and he made me smoke 20 in… Read More »In a row

A new study has found that women find it seven times easier to read men’s facial expressions than men have reading women’s. That’s mostly because… Read More »Not looking

Cable company: No problem sir, a technician will be out tomorrow between 10:00AM and Thursday

She believes in honesty and wears a padded bra.