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“Don’t open that wardrobe!” shouted my wife as I was just about to, “Your Christmas present is in there!” “Too late,” I said, pulling open… Read More »Gift

Being a man is far worse than being a women. Yeh, women get periods, pregnancy and mood swings. But, men have to marry them.

The best sex is “What if we get caught?” sex.

Isn’t it funny, you stop drinking cause you want to settle down and have kids. Then you have the little fuckers and all you want… Read More »Irony

When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhi, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their “arguments” were very common.Read More »Story

“So how did the interview go?” my wife asked me. “I’m not too sure to be honest, I said all the usual stuff like, I’m… Read More »Blah blah blah

I remember back in High School, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good… Read More »Oral skills

“Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful… Read More »Why

When asked if online comics would replace actual comic books, Stan Lee said, “Comic books are like boobs. They look great on a computer, but… Read More »No replace

It would be difficult to explain a fountain to someone from the 3rd world. “This is our water showing off contraption… we also throw our… Read More »Explain