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If your girl can’t cook and you cheat on her with a girl that can, then it’s not cheating… That’s called survival

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _uck. Whatever you are thinking… Is… Read More »Good..

The leaning tower of Pisa is in Italy. Therefore, it’s simply…Italicized.

My girlfriend has no interest in my personality, has no desire to ever get to know the ‘real’ me and her only goal in life… Read More »Love

Guys get erections every morning, the concept of “morning” varies depending on where you live, with the “morning line” basically spinning around the earth infinitely.… Read More »Wave

“Time is a construct of man, a means of adding value and structure to a chaotic universe, it serves no real purpose, it’s endless and… Read More »Still

Dad: Son, you better pass that exam today or else forget me as your father! Son: Sure, whatever Dad. *5 Hours later* Dad: So, how’d… Read More »Who are you

Two newlywed go on their honeymoon. As things start to get hot and heavy, The woman says, “Please be careful with me I’m a virgin.” The puzzled man replies, “But you’ve been married 3 times before.” “Read More »Miss him

Has anyone got a phone number for the Ghostbusters? I think I may have a poltergeist. I came in from work early and I heard… Read More »Help!

All Samsung officials are withdrawing their children from school, as the first thing children are being taught is: A is for Apple.