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The L in my luck has been replaced with F.

I attracted a girls attention from across a room while I was sat down by using one of my fingers indicating for her to “come… Read More »Only with one finger

Why are Americans fat? Because they think E=MC Donalds 😁

Interviewer: So, What do you want to do in your life? Me: It depends on the last movie I watched!

I’m typing this with one hand, “I wish you were here”

I just read that the average person has sex at least three times a week. They must have a really well paid job. I can… Read More »what is wrong with me

Females are so slick, they will lie on your chest and ask you, “Babe have you ever cheated on me?” then wait for your heart… Read More »Trick

A family was having guests to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and says, “Dear, would you like to say… Read More »Why

Judge: State your name. Me: Not guilty. Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You’re not guilty? *moonwalks out of the courtroom* *doesn’t… Read More »Not guilty