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The old saying is that if you want something done right, do it yourself. This shouldn’t apply to sex.

Have you heard about a computer virus which fills your internet history with hundreds of pornographic websites, then plants a folder somewhere on your hard… Read More »Could you tell

What do you call a caring, considerate and gifted man? A Myth.

What’s the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.

A man walks into a library. “Yes we do,” says the librarian. “Do you have any books about mind reading?” asks the man.

Just my luck — judging by the itching and the rash, I think I’m allergic to prostitutes…

And then the God said: “Noah, make a backup. I’m going to format”

Self esteem so low, you crop yourself out of your selfie.

I’ve been hiding from exercise….I’m in the fitness protection program.

I don’t know how to act my age, because I have never been this old before!