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“Your underwear is too tight and very revealing” I said to my wife She said, “Wear your own then dickhead” ?

Her: Do these jeans make my ass look big? Me: Not at all. Your ass make those jeans look small.

“Oh fine, I’ll just have one bite”. Narrator: ” He was, in fact, about to have more than just one bite. He was about to… Read More »JOKESTER

Girlfriend: I’m going to leave you if you don’t stop wearing different clothes every hour. Me: Wait pleeeease ‼‼ l can change.

“oh, and another thing” ~ women 3 days after the argument is over