As they walk into their room, 3 of them, whip out some vodka, food and cigarettes and begin to make jokes about the government and… Read More »4 comrades go to a Soviet hotel for a night during a business trip…
Sometimes I wish I was a tiger in the circus jumping through flaming rings of fire, but instead of flaming rings, they were onion rings,… Read More »@TP
I’ve never run a marathon… But I have walked across a parking lot really fast because the liquor store was about to close.
Something fun to do: Go to a yard sale and secretly place a dildo in there and hang around to watch people’s reactions.
They say, “revenge is sweet.” They also say, “revenge is a dish best served cold.” I’ve come to realize revenge is probably ice cream.
I think my bathroom mirror is defective. Every morning it’s out of focus.
I went skydiving and this guy straps himself to me, we jump out of the plane and as we plummet, he says to me, “So,… Read More »@Marvin
Girl gonna text me “Come fuck me”, like I’m some kind of piece of meat. First of all, I’m on my way….
During plane flights, I get really terrible earache! This year I found a solution that’ll help…. I’ve booked my wife’s seat 10 rows back.