Boudreaux and the parrot (LONG)
Boudreaux walked past a pet shop every day on his way to work. He saw this nice looking parrot and decided to ask the shop… Read More »Boudreaux and the parrot (LONG)
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Celibacy and atheism are quite similar.
One is avoiding sex, and the other is avoiding sects.
What is the difference between light and hard?
A man can get to sleep with the light on.
How do you solve for x?
You dont have to cause x gonn give it to ya!
“And that’s why I became a pilot, to get over my fear.”
“Heights?”“No, dying alone.”
Why can Einstein rank only 2nd among all physics?
Newton’s first law
I asked my girlfriend if she would like to go out with her friends on Saturday to get a couple of pairs of new shoes, get your hair done in a different style, then go out for a couple of rounds of Chardonnay.
“That sounds great!”“Good, because we are breaking up.”-Jimmy Carr
If you ever feel annoyed because your birthday’s on Christmas so you don’t get as many presents…
just imagine how Jesus must feel.