I can see 2 weeks into the future.
Yeah, I have 2020 vision
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Jokes
What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally!The first takes… Read More »Jokes
We all know where the Big Apple is
But do we know where Minneapolis
Remember when picking up women
It’s the thot that counts
A patient calls his old therapist
Patient: I just feel like I can’t connect with anyone. I’m always the third wheel or being forgotten. No one has any time for me.… Read More »A patient calls his old therapist
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What did the melon say to his daughter when he caught her running off with her boyfriend?
You’re too young, you cantaloupe!
A few from my 8 year old sister…
Why does tigger smell?Because he’s been playing with poohWhich is the hairy side of a monkey?The outside