A boy asks his dad one day, “Dad, what’s the difference between confident and confidential?”
His dad replies, “Well, you’re my son – I’m confident about that. And your best friend Jimmy is also my son – that’s confidential.”
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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!”
I thought that was a really odd way to start a conversation with me.
What’s the opposite of Steve Jobs?
Job Steves
– Please describe yourself with 10 words.
I am sorry, but I do not understand the question.
What do you call a dorito once you eat it?
A donerito.
I’m really worried about going to San Diego, Long Beach, Anaheim, and Los Angeles
I think I have SoCal anxiety.
Uga Buga or Death?
Three men who travelled to explore Africa got kidnapped by a large African tribe. The kidnappers locked the three man in small cages and left… Read More »Uga Buga or Death?