Remember to take a pair of scissors when going to the supermarket
So you can cut the line.
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A panda walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the… Read More »A panda walks into a bar.
The first thing you have to learn before squatting at the gym…
… is to set up a bar in Iraq.
I like my coffee like I like my women
Without a penis.
Guy 1: what will I be doing next year?
Guy 2: I dunno, I don’t have 2020 vision
I got banned form r/funny
I posted a few submissions which I thought were really funny and wanted to share but I was banned because they were previously posted in… Read More »I got banned form r/funny
Why is the ground so hard?
Because it’s a snow penis.-My cousins 8 year old son
I like my coffee how I like my women…
Cold and bitter.