What did the baby use to cover the floor with?
Infant-tile.
thefun
I finally cut ties with someone who was dragging me down
mountain climbing with a friend is hard
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.
Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.Edit: Thanks for the elf. Are elfs real?…
Why did the eagle with a cold get arrested?
He was an ill-eagle.
Why was the snowman smiling?
He could see the snowblower coming down the street
Why did the console gamer cross the road?
To render the buildings on the other side.
What is a teenagers favorite mode of transportation?
The millennial falcon.