What’s the difference between a grenade and a wife?
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I have decided I wanted to be healthier so one of my new years resolutions is instead of snacking on processed and sugary foods I am just going to eat nuts instead.
The other is to come out to my parents. instagram ucuz takipçi paketleri
A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach. She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it.
There is a puff of blue smoke and a genie pops out. “You have three wishes. I can give you anything in the world. If… Read More »A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach. She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it.
Me when I look through old albums.
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Eating + Netflix
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Cross eyed teacher
Have you heard about the cross eyed teacher? She couldn’t control her pupils… ucuz instagram takipçi paketleri
The first time
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy.… Read More »The first time
What’s that shiny object?
A blonde woman walks into a store and is immediately curious about a shiny object on sale.She asks the shop assistant, ‘What is that?’The assistant… Read More »What’s that shiny object?
My son was bullied so I told him to handle it like Michael Jackson.
“You just gotta look that asshole right in the eye.” ucuz instagram takipçi paketleri