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A patient is at the doctors office and the doctor tells him he has bad news and worst news

Patient: Alright doc give me the bad newsDoctor: Unfortunately you have AIDSPatient: That’s terrible news, I can’t believe it. What could the worst news possibly beDoctor: Well the worst news is you have AlzheimersPatient: That’s unbelievable doc, you were right that is worst news. But hey on the bright side at least I don’t have AIDS