A man’s wife is 38 weeks pregnant with twins and he has to go on a month long business trip. Because the man knows that his wife will have the kids while he is gone he puts his brother in charge of accompanying his wife to the hospital and naming the kids.

Half way through the man’s trip, he gets a phone call from his brother who says, “Your wife just had a beautiful baby girl and a bouncing baby boy”The man says, “That’s wonderful! What did you name them?”“Well,” says the brother, “I named your daughter Denice.”“That’s a good name.” The man says, “What did you name my son?”The brother says, “I named him DeNephew.”