He’s very nervous about this having never purchased one before. He enters the store silently praying that he won’t be helped by a saleswoman. He gets to the jock strap section and there is a saleswomen in the isle. Before he can turn around and run away, she says enthusiastically says “May I help you?” He softly and reluctantly says “ok I guess, I need to buy a jock strap….”. She says “sure I can help, do you know what size you are?” He says, “I don’t know?” So she holds up one finger in the air, indicating if the width of her finger is his size, “are you this big?” He says confidently “Oh no, I’m much bigger than that!” She holds up 2 fingers together “are you this big?” He looks, “No, I’m bigger than that”. She holds up 3 fingers together “how about this big?” He says “Yes that looks about right!” She shoves all 3 fingers into her mouth and says “Medium!”