A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he’s hopelessly lost.

It’s been nearly three weeks since he’s eaten anything besides what he couldforage and he’s been reduced to sleeping in caves and under trees.One afternoon he comes upon an old mansion in the woods. It has vinescovering most of it and the man can’t see any other buildings in thearea. However, he sees smoke coming out of the chimney implying someoneis home.He knocks on the door and an old man answers, with a beard almost downto the ground. The old man squints his eyes and says “What do you want?”The man says “I’ve been lost for the past three weeks