Angry and in a fuss, he stomps around his living wondering who took it. He loves his team and he misses his hat.So he hatches a plan.”I know, ill go to church, during sermon ill sneak to coat check. For sure someone is gonna have the same hat and i’ll just take it. Ya that’ll show em!”He arrives at church and sits through the sermon without ever finding his oppurtunity to strike.Skip some time ahead when everyones left church, the priest sees the man sitting alone, head down in one of the rows of seats.Priest: “whats wrong my son”Man: “i must confess, i came here angry with the intentions of stealing someone’s hat, but after your sermon i felt silly and came to reason”Priest “was it when i was talking about not coveting your neighbours goods?Man “no no… its when you talked about adultery… it dawned on me where i left my hat”