A man and woman were about to get it on for the first time as a couple…

He begins to stick a finger in her, but she stops him and says, “Put two fingers in.”He does so, but again she stops him and says,”Put three fingers in.”Again he obliges her and begins to put three fingers in.She stops him and says put your whole hand in.”So he does.Then she says,”Put your other hand in.”So he does and she says,”Now,clap.”He struggles to clap but couldn’t.She proudly proclaimed,”Tight huh!”