…and he sees that the road is blocked, but they are letting cars through one at a time. There are crowds on the sidewalk, shouting, but he can’t hear what’s being said.Finally he gets to the roadblock, and rolls down his window. “What’s going on?” he asks.”Donald Trump has had a meltdown over this impeachment thing, and he’s on the front lawn of the White House threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself ablaze unless the American public shows their support by donating to the GOP. So we’re taking up a collection.””How much have you collected so far?””About thirty gallons.”