A group of teachers of different subjects have entered a contest to see who is the best…

…after battling each other in several one v one quiz rounds the Math teacher finds herself in the finale! She then turns to the other teachers and asks which one she will go up against to win the contest. The English teacher then gets out a dictionary and starts reading “Mead, meadow, meagre, meal…” and continues for ages listing words in alphabetical order until he reaches “Yorkshire, Yoruba.” “What was all that about?!” the Math teacher gasps. The English teacher says “Between me and you.”