when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.”The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.”The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.””Oh yeah? Who was the guy?””Tiger Woods.””Tiger Woods, the golfer?””Yeah.””Well, he is rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.”The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.”What are you doing?” asks the wife.
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage…
- by thefun