They used to play with wooden toy pirates after school, using ventilation shafts in each others’ houses as their place to get away from their family issues.They used to play in these tunnels for years, until eventually they grew too old for this. However, they still stayed friends, and after a few more years started dating.One night, they went to bed together, and the girl was surprised at how good the boy was in bed, so she asked him how.He responded: “Well, after years of playing with wooden seamen, I can found my way around the shafts pretty well.”