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Why did the transgender person disappear after they gave birth?
They became transparent.
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When is the best time to commit suicide?
Ate a glock in the morning.
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Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down!
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Asked my bud what he’d do if the 1st Amendment was abolished.
He couldn’t say
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“My wife suffers from a drinking problem”
“Is she an alcoholic?”
“No I am, but she is the one who suffers”
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If the price of oil goes any lower
Exxon Mobil might have to lay off some members of Congress
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A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd grade class.
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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks “Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?”
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A company had a vacancy for a job so they put a sign outside of their office saying…
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I just learned how to lock pick
Its opened so many doors for me