Jokes

I’m in big trouble with my wife. Lying in bed, she asked ” What I’d like to do most with her body?”

Apparently, “Identify it”, wasn’t the right answer.

Recipe said to “Chill in the fridge for two hours”… I nearly died.

My doctor said that I have to exercise more and eat healthier foods, this is going to be a huge change for me…

Finding a new doctor is a tough process.

If I was in marketing I’d advise a company that makes pregnancy tests to call them Maybe Baby.