Skip to the main content
-
Whats the deal with Jorge Elbrecht?
Why does he look like this now? Is it makeup or did something happen to the poor fella?
-
What’s the difference between American beer and making love in a canoe?
None. Both are fucking close to water.
-
How does Pink order takeout?
I’m comin’ up so you better get this pad-thai started.
-
I love camping for one reason…
Because it’s in tents
-
I just peed with a boner
It was hard
-
Why did Watson go to Los Angeles for his next case?
Because he was told that’s where he can find Holmes.
-
Two Hobos
Two hobos were walking down the tracks. They encounter a mangy old dog sitting in the middle of the tracks, contorted into that weird position and licking his nuts. One hobo says wistfully, “Gee, I wish could do that.” His companion replies, “Well, maybe you should start by petting him first.”
-
My kids asked, what was it like living in 60’s
So I took their phones and hid the modem
-
Do you believe on the quote: “No secret can remain hidden forever”. If yes, has ever a secret of yours is revealed and what is it?
-
What’s the great thing about Ohio women?
They’re high in the middle and round on both ends.