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I got a paper joke for y’all.
It is tearable.
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What do giraffes paint?
Giraffiti
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So I was wondering what GOLF GTI stands for:
Girls Only Love Fun. Get Them Inside.
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I just dropped my award for feline rectal examinations and it smashed
It was a catastrophe
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Land Mines
The Soviet Union don’t use land mines.They use land OURS.
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Why is Kim Jong Un so unfit?
Probably because he didn’t have to run for office.
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Everyone talks about how trans people are the most marginalized
and it’s true. But trans fats are the most margerinized!
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A tornado blew away 20% of my roof
Oof
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Teacher – What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Student – I don’t know and I don’t care
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Why are balloons so damn expensive?
Because of inflation.