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I once saw a group of dudes punching an old man, so I decided to help
He never stood a chance against us
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A doctor and a lawyer love the same woman
Everyday the doctor would give her a rose and she would thank himThen the lawyer would give her an apple everyday and she would say thank but I don’t understand why the apple and he said an apple a day keeps the doctor away
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I went to a friend with whom i had recently fought.
I told him zilch. He then snapped and said” this means nothing”.
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First shot inside of a planet in each of the saga movies
see full image
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Heard about the Trump fruit salad?
It’s mostly orange ‘m’ peach.
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What do you call an angry group of Democrats that can’t finish their sentences?
Mad Libs
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(OC) what do you call a wall of teenage girls blocking a hallway?
The Great Wall of vagina
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Elephant Hunting
My grandfather would tell me stories of how they caught elephants with only a few peanuts… They would dig a deep hole and burn a bunch of wood at the bottom. When the fire was out and there was nothing but ashes they would throw the peanuts in the ash. When the elephants got curious to look down at the peanuts they would sneak up behind the elephant and kick it right in the ashehole.
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My dog thinks she’s a cat
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Noticed this glitch in the Aggressive heist option
Even if you didn’t steal the boring machine, you can still enter by the sewers.Has anyone noticed this too?
Jokes
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