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What do you call a singer who’s train is running late?
Lana Delay
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A good joke is a joke that inspires someone to make a little subjoke.
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There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him. …Robert A. Heinlein
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What’s another term for an unpaid internship?
A preoccupation.
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What do you call and old person who runs away from the nursing home, but always comes back later?
A Boomerang
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What the hell happened here?
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People’s Postcode Lottery?
Is this nonsense? Does anyone win? Do you do it?
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New format?
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I dont like to sit infront of people that talk too much.
But when I do I just go, hey man, you want some taffy.
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Just water for me, please
An American, an Irishman and a Dutchman are spending the day at a beer festival I Germany. After a long day, they end up at a local pub near their hotel. The bartender asks the American what he will have. – I’ll have a Budweiser, he answered, the best beer in the world. Next to be asked was the Dutchman. – I’ll have a Heineken, the only beer in the world, he replayed. The bartender turned to the Irishman and repeated the question. – Oh, started the Irishman, I guess I’ll just have a glass of water, like these girls are having.