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A woman told her husband about her dream in which everybody she knows turned into zombies.
H: “Honey, even if I really turned into a zombie, I will never eat you.”W: “Aww….”H: “The doctor told me to cut down on fatty food”
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What’s osama bin laden favorite football team
The New York jets
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My kid, who’s into astronomy asked me how stars die
“Usually from suicide or overdose, son” i told him
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Relationships are like revolving doors
You just have to find the right time to sneak in and out
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I told a communism joke
Nobody laughed, they said it didn’t work.
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bruh
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This Christmas, remember to do your shopping at Vile.Amazon.com
That way, a certain percentage of your spending goes towards the Republican Party.
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Genies have no reason to limit your amount of wishes.
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Anyone else still have their SS not pull your info yet?
Should I be concerned? I’ve already sent my SS their gift, and got a thank you from them. Mine still hasn’t pulled my info yet.
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A guy tried to sell me a fake Picasso, but I didn’t buy it.
I used my artistic lie-sense.