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Why is Santa’s sack so big ?
. . Cause he only comes once a year.
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Would you say that a deaf fish is hard of herring?
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Dogs are either one of two things…
A bitch or a son of a bitch
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There was a spider in our house
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.Went out.Had a few drinks.Nice guy.He’s a web designer.
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Why did Dre go to prison?
Because he gave his kids beats
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Date goes well…
Date: Do you want to go upstairs?Me: sureDate: Do you have any protection?Me: looking visibly scared W-why? Who’s up there?
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FC Cologne pull out of deal worth €1.8m (£1.5m) to the club to run football academy in China ‘Club should not support such a brutal dictatorship’
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Meesa no liking the Jedi. Meesa the real lord of the Sith! -Jar Jar Binks, Episode 9
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Ladies and gentlemen… N00bMaster69 is from DC universe!
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So many people I know are like this.