Jokes

Saw my doctor today and showed him the bleeding coming out of my ass.
He completely ignored me, and carried on pushing his shopping basket into Walmart

Apparently, if you type erectile dysfunction into google…. Nothing comes up

What if, instead of Cinderella being a cleaning slave, she was a cooking slave and her name was Mozzarella?

I don’t work well under pressure or under any other circumstances.

The day my wife died, I felt the worst pain I ever felt in my entire life.

I somehow shot myself in the eye when I popped the champagne cork.

A Canadian visiting America gets held up at gunpoint. “Give me all your money and I’ll let you live.

The Canadian replies gleefully, “Oh! You must be what they call doctor.”

McDonald’s just came out with a new burger called the McBiden, when you order it the person behind you has to pay for it..

I caught my coworker watching porn during our meeting

He said this is his home security camera