Jokes

Today I was thinking that I needed a break from life, then it dawned on me that life is fine, I need a break from stupid people.

I don’t see my wife & kids anymore. It’s all due to gambling.
I won the lottery and I moved to Hawai’i

“The best way to a mans heart is through his stomach.”
The surgeon was fired later that day.

I was so poor as a child that
If I didn’t wake up with a hard on on Christmas Day I didn’t have anything to play with.

After my wife heard about “A woman’s right to shoes,” she went out and bought 12 new pairs.

No officer these drugs aren’t mine, I stole them.

Always proofread to make sure you don’t any words out.

People always say, let me be Frank, I want to know who this guy is and what makes him so special…