This old bloke is in hospital.Tubes coming out of him, heart monitor, oxygen mask, the works.Nurse comes in to check on him.He seems agitated and asks”Are my testicles black?”She lifts the blanket, fumbles around. “No they’re not black. Everything is as it should be.”He gets more agitated, the heart beeping machine goes into overdrive, the oxygen is flowing.He asks again”Are my testicles black?”She raises the blanket, has a better look this time.