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I have his ear in my pocket

Don’t upvote, I just want to find out what the meaning of this joke is and then I’m done.Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, “What happened?””A kid bit me,” replied Ivan.”Would you recognize him if you saw him again?” asked his mother.”I’d know him any where,” said Ivan. “I have his ear in my pocket.”I (regretfully) got my kid this loud obnoxious robot that keeps spamming the same 2 jokes (and a few songs) on repeat, and this is one of the jokes. I’ve heard it 100+ times now and I’d just like to know what the fuck it means.