“Can I have a double shot of fireball please?” I slurred.
“Dont you think you’ve had enough, ma’am?”
“Excuse me!? Listen asshole, I could out-drink anyone. ANYONE! Do you hear me? I’ve been drinking for three days and I’m going to continue drinking for the rest of the week. No dickhead is going to tell me I’ve had enough. So, can I have a double shot of fireball please?” “Ma’am, I’m going to have to ask you to step out of your vehicle..”