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A friend of mine just improved one of my all time favorites.

Why don’t you ever ever see elephants hiding in trees?Because they are very good at itWhy do some elephants paint their balls red?So they can hide in apple trees.What is the loudest sound in the forest?A squirrel eating apples.I told this joke to a friend of mine, and he was a bit confused. He asked me, “Why a squirrel? They don’t eat apples, they eat nuts.”