Hi Mom, it’s me. “Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store, looking for a drill.””Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they’ve let me make one phone call, and that’s why I’m calling you.””Oh my god, what happened?””Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face.””What on earth . . . Why did you do that?””Well, it really wasn’t my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker. Mom, I knocked the shit out of her