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Bruno Mars defending Mars vs Elon Musk invading Mars

Elon is trying to win the new space race but there’s a problem; Bruno already made it.Bruno gains the power of all his lyrics, and is assisted by all fictional Martians, from Martian Manhunter to the dude from Looney Toons.Elon Musk has all of Planet Earth to back him, as well as a top secret weapon; an elongated muskrat with all the powers of his Earth 616 counterpart; Tony Stark.Elon Musk is also backed by the New 52 Amazons, including Wonder Woman, as well as New 52 Aquaman and Atlantis.Both sides start on their planetsWho can conquer Mars and become the dominant power of the new era?Round 2: Loser gets Freddie Mercury with the power of all his lyrics, but he starts on Mercury. Previous winners all carry Mars bar chocolates they cant remove, and losers are Mars lusted in every sense (Mars is a British chocolate, dunno if USA dudes have it)