If the enemy attacks from the front, what will you do?

General: If the enemy attacks from the front, what will you do?Me: I will defend against him!General: If the enemy attacks from the back, what will you do?Me: I will defend against him!General: If the enemy attacks from the left, what will you do?Me: I will defend against him!General: If the enemy attacks from the right, what will you do?Me: General, am I the only one defending this country?