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Donald Trump is with his driver and he is on the way to an important meeting. He’s running a bit late.

Trump: can you please speed up a little, the meeting will start shortly and we’re quite far away The driver : I can’t really Mr President, I am sticking to the limit. Also, we’re in the middle of the city and the roads look quite busy. I don’t want to put people’s safety at risk. Trump : I know right, but I really can’t be late. Let’s do something please, just pull over and let’s swap. I’ll drive to the place, I know where it is.The two swap and Trump starts speeding like crazy. 50-60-70 mph in the middle of the city. Shortly after the swap, they get pulled over by two police agents. Only one of them goes up to the car. The agent’s intentions are serious.Two minutes later the agent gets back to his car.Agent 2: so? What happened? What’s he saying? Agent 1: nothing man, I couldn’t do anything. Agent 2: what do you mean you couldn’t do anything?! Who is he? The Police Chief? Agent 1: No.. no.. much more.. Agent 2: who? The Governor? Agent 1: no man much more. I don’t even know who he is. I just know that Donald Trump was his driver!