Q: What did Post Malone eat for breakfast? A: Toast MaloneQ: What did Post Malone spray on before he left the house? A: Post CologneQ: what do you call it when Post Malone invites you to his house? A: Host MaloneQ: what do you call post-pubertal post Malone? A: Post HormonesQ: what do you call an argument with Post Malone? A: Oppose MaloneQ: what do you call someone who is close to becoming like Post Malone? A: almost MaloneQ: what did post Malone dress as for Halloween? A: Ghost Malone