A man’s making love to his wife. He asks her
“Can you moan to get me more excited?”
She says “the taps dripping, you ain’t paid the bills…
and your breath stinks”
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, “Mom, I have someone for you to meet!” A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex, so naturally, she agrees and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says… Screams of passion An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion JOKESTER