Never Lie to a smart woman…
A man called home to his wife & said, “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in Canada with my boss & friends… We’ll be gone for a week.. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion i’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week,set out my rod & fishing box . We’re leaving from office & I will swing by the house to pick my things .. Oh and Please pack my new blue silk pajamas..” The wife thinks about this, being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said.. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good.. The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught many fish ?? He said , ” Yes !! Lots of Salmon ,some Bluegill & a few Swordfish.. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to ??” The wife replied , ” I did .. They’re in your fishing box..”