Jokes

It’s not possible to be in a room with no one in it

Today is the first Monday of the new year and the decade

I just had a near sex experience.

My wife flashed before my eyes.

A thief broke into my house

He was searching for money so I woke up and searched with him

My favorite Finnish joke

Pekka is at a party in a tall building in the great city of Helsinki, which is quite different from the small timber cabin in the forest he is used to as a lumberjack. Pekka is enjoying the party, but after a few bottles of the moonshine he brought, Pekka finds himself in the need of a toilet. He asks the hostess where the toilet might be located. She notices he’s a bit drunk, so she points and explains very carefully: “Go out in the hall there, take the second door on your right, and be careful, there are three steps down, and there you’ll find the toilet.” Pekka thanks the lady as politely as he can, and wanders off in the opposite direction. He finds a door, slams it open, and walks straight in without a care in the world, and finds himself tumbling down 17 meters in an empty elevator shaft. A bit confused, he stands up, brushes some dust off his shirt, and exclaims: “Pärkälä! I’ll pee here! I can’t be bothered with two more steps like that!”

Cat Fight club side effects

Small PP

Pretty new one. Definitely deserves to be in the reddit hall of fame, though.

r/aww•Posted byu/sjrem4 hours ago2My 12yo son used the $50 he got for Christmas to buy our old hound a new bed
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Here is my team so far! I just started 2 days after christmas. Any advice on move sets or alternative pokemon for the team is appreciated :3

Donald Trump was asked what the J in Donald J Trump stood for

He said “Genius”