Jokes

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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous

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JOKESTER

A couple are fussing over their new born baby boy
“Look at the size of his willy. Its huge”. Says the husband. ….. “Yes, but he does have your eyes dear” said the wife

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JOKESTER

Somebody missed the perfect opportunity to name this Chinese Corona Virus the Kung Flu 😂

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JOKESTER

Everyone is talking about the Corona virus like it’s going to be the plague of the century. I’m not worried about it lasting too long. it was made in China.

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JOKESTER

People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.

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JOKESTER

Life gave me onions.
Onionade sucks.

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JOKESTER

You know it’s time to clean the fridge when something closes the door from the inside.

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JOKESTER

A tornado has been referred to as a finger of GOD…

Suddenly the heavens open up…

“THIS IS GOD SPEAKING, THAT IS NOT MY FINGER.”

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JOKESTER

We accidentally shot down that airliner and killed all 176 people onboard.
-Iran

But you should let us have nuclear weapons.
-also Iran

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JOKESTER

Gwyneth Paltrow has gotten into the candle business, one of her scents is called “This Smells Like My Vagina”.
I’m guessing that the candles are slightly used?